Boy elephant to girl elephant 'And if we ever marry - Who knows, we may hear the thunder of tiny feet.' Woman: Do you make life size enlargements?
Chemist: Yes, madam, we do.
Woman: Good, because I have got a picture of an elephant.
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So he could hide in a strawberry patch.
Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? That proves it works!
A theatre usher was astonished to see a big elephant sitting in an aisle seat munching on a big bag of peanuts. "Hey," he whispered, "Where did you get the peanuts? - I thought the machine was busted."
"This IS the machine" the elephant replied.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cactus?
The worlds biggest porcupine!