# My husband could have had any women he pleased-he just couldn't please any!
# Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
# So many men, so few who can afford me.
# God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.Carolina Hurricanes Jerseys
Chicago Blackhawks Jerseys
Colorado Avalanche Jerseys
# My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
# Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
# Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich.
# Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
# If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
# Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
# It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
# How can I miss you if you won't go away?
# Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

