Пародии на тексты песен Queen
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Авторы:
1-14: Kay "Nortius" Dathe
15: Weird Al
16: автор неизвестен
17-24: Kris "Tigerbabe"
25: Dino Stalmino

1. Modern Times Techno Dance Modern Times Rock'n'Roll
2. Fan Of Queen Killer Queen
3. Barbie White Man
4. Titanic's Crash Sheer Heart Attack

5. In Only Seven Chats In Only Seven Days
6. Public Phone Radio Ga Ga
7. One Virgin One Vision
8. One Viagra One Vision
9. Information Innuendo
10. Only The Ladies Talk No-One But You
11. Boy Group Band Strange Frontier
12. Perfect Intonation Final Destination
13. Hard Disk Space Happiness
14. No Rog Gig No More Fun
15. Another One Rides The Bus Another One Bites The Dust
16. Floridian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody
17. Too Much Net Will Kill You Too Much Love Will Kill You
18. Haircut Bri Bri Radio Ga Ga
19. I'm In Love With Roger I'm In Love With My Car
20. Nothing But School No-One But You
21. The Poet's Song The Prophet's Song
22. The Queen Miracle The Miracle
23. Vodka For Everyone Heaven For Everyone
24. A Worship Of Drummers A Nation Of Haircuts

25. Suicide By The Seaside Tie Your Mother Down

Modern Times Techno Dance
(Modern Times Rock'n'Roll)

Had to make do with a worn out techno dance scene
The old rock is gettin' slower need a rest
Well you know what I mean
Eighty five that was great
But it's over now and that's all
Musical monotony's coming up
Gonna really blast the drum in your ear
Gonna hit ya make you deaf
Make you feel ten drunk tots

Well I hope that loud new noise's gonna be heard soon
You don't know it could happen any MTV vid
When the volume's low
And the VJ's playin' no Dune
And my musical life's feelin'
Like a dull boygroup band song
And you know there`s one thing
Every single boby could use
Yeah listen to me baby
Let me tell me what it's all about
Modern Times techno dance
Modern Times techno dance

Get your leather made cd bags and some flashy clothes
Get a nipple pierced on your breast
And ring through who knows
Find a nice VJ guy who says
He's gonna make you real big star
Charts in eyes pills for your thrills
Think you should go far
Everybody in this bum sucking world's
Gonna know just who you are
Watch it

Modern Times techno dance
Fan Of Queen     [назад]
(Killer Queen)

She keeps Save Me and Headlong in her yellow record rack
"Let's them play loud" she says
Just like all on the net
A real good guitar part like Bo Rhap and Dead On Time
Any anytime an intonation you must adore
Champions and The Hitman well versed in music styles
Extr'ordinarily nice

She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts
Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Such purity has no price
Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try

To collect information
She always uses the same address
To chat room ops she says kiss my ass
Met on the net a paddy wrote down his website's addy
Then again incidentally she plays Mad The Swine (she's a fan of Queen)
Downloads were naturally mp3's (naturally)
For cats she couldn't care less
Hijack My Heart and Nazis

She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts
Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Such purity has no price
Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try

Goes to concerts she's got all the bootlegs from Hammersmith to Tokyo
Then momentarily Queen The eYe
Comtemporal Electric Fire
Then she goes to Another World - World
It's out to buy it

She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts
Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Such purity has no price
Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try

Wanna try
Barbie
(White Man)

I'm a simple doll with a simple name
From recycled stuff I came
For recycling bin oh yeah oh yeah
He puts on my shoes
And I pee in my pool
But the soldier makes plans
To destroy the toy oh yeah

Barbie Barbie
Don't you see the fan lying in your bath
Barbie Barbie
You took away your towel to show your sexy ass
Barbie Barbie
Where you gonna hide from commado elite

Oh the Barbies know war
With tangas and make up
The birthday suit you wore
You look like a pin up oh yeah
Keep your body in shape
Keep your perfect sun tan
It's a sexy doll babe
So the soldier blushed and ran oh yeah

Barbie Barbie
Our teddy was brown and all our games smart
Barbie Barbie
You came with a tan and got our children's tart
Barbie Barbie
Don't you give a hint how you got that tan?

Barbie Barbie
Barbie
Barbie Barbie
Looks like a pin up
Barbie Barbie
Pin up
Barbie Barbie
So you look alike just skin and bone to me

What is weighing your scale?
Just above 90 pounds
A doll who learned how to puke
Then forgot how to eat
Oh yeah
Titanic's Crash     [назад]
(Sheer Heart Attack)

Well you're just a steams ship all you want to have is a blue ribbon
You know what I mean there a lot of people who paid so much
The boats that you have ain't gonna be enough man
Hey hey hey hey it was the iceberg crash
Hey hey hey hey that made you sink this way
Do you know do you know do know just too much speed
Do you know do you know do know just too much speed

Titanic's crash
Titanic's crash
Real cut in halves

Into an ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice
cold sea water

Gotta break in gotta break in break in two giant halfs
It got no it got no it got no it got no rescue boats
Turn on the engine let it cruise full steam ahead
Hey hey hey hey it was the iceberg crash
Hey hey hey hey that made you sink this way
Do you know do you know do know just too much speed
Do you know do you know do know just too much speed

Titanic's crash
Titanic's crash
Real cut in halves

Into an ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ico
cold sea water

Do you know do you know do know do you know just too much speed

Do you know do you know do know just too much speed
Do you know do you know do know do you know just too much speed

Titanic's crash
Titanic's crash
Real cut in halves
In Only Seven Chats
(In Only Seven Days)

Monday start of the internet
Online for just one week
Feels good to chat away

Tuesday I saw her in a chat room
I wrote and gave my stats
And she wrote and gave a pic

Wednesday the pic got lost
I hoped that she will chat tomorrow
And then on Thursday
We had a private chat
She wrote me thru the phone
I wrote and asked her name
I never thought that this could happen to me
In only seven chats
It would take a hundred or more
For logs like that again

I wish Friday would last forever
I told her everything
I coudn't bear to leave the chat

Saturday just twenty four hours
Oh no my sample runs out on Sunday

Ooh so sad offline
Public Phone     [назад]
(Radio Ga Ga)

I'd stand alone in a public phone
My only line in wired zone
And everything I had to moan
I did it in the public phone

You gave them all that small shelter
Thru thunder storms - or helter skelter
You made them dial - you made them key
You made us feel like we could pee

So don't become like vintage cars
An antique for the celulars
Who just don't ring or just don't hide
And just complain you're occupied
You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee

All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones ding dong
Public phones where's Joe?
Radio someone still calls you

We fake phone calls - we talk on loos
Online are we for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our box
How phoning changes thru the dogs

Let's hope you're never on the fritz
Like all machines destroyed by kids
So be next door 'cos we might dump these
When we grow tired of all those handies
You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee
Public phone

All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones sing sing
Public phones ringing
All we hear is public phones ringing
Public phones ding dong
Public phones where's Joe?
Radio someone still calls you

Public phones ringing
Public phones ringing
Public phones ringing
Public phones

You had your calls you had the c
You've yet to have your highest fee
Public phone
One Virgin
(One Vision)

(Skin torn in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways)

One bride one groom one first time
One heart one soul just one sex partner
One oath of love yeah one mate one virgin

One hug one kiss
One wedding night
One pant one zip
One sexy striptease
Wowowowo gimme one virgin

My bride my right
Romantic films are just in black and white
Some blood some stains
All we need is one mate one virgin

One clit one tit
One female organ
One cock one ball
One heavy pettin'
Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of giant harems
A glimpse of promiscuity
And visions of thousand orgies
But a virus spreads
And the pest brings deaths
And in my heart I know
Look what was done to mankind

So let me inside
Let me tear it
It's torn now
There's only one small hymen
One mate on virgin
Yeah one virgin

No seam no belt
Just one small hymen
All through the night
It's a defloration wowowowo yeah

One one one one...
One virgin

One scream one sperm
One good orgasm
One book one pope
One sex position

Gimme one girl
Gimme one boy
Just gimme
One man one man
One heir one night
One day hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Twelve children
One Viagra     [назад]
(One Vision)

(Cock grows in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways)

One man one drive one hormone
One hard one loose just one is swelling
One gill of blood yeah one pill Viagra

One leash one turd
One good orgasm
One cunt one ass
One sex position
Wowowowo gimme Viagra

No rape no snuff
I have no porns just in black and white
No kids no pets
All we need is one pill - Viagra

One bear one shaved
One good orgasm
One 6 One 9
One sex position
Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of sweet erection
A glimpse of cum and sexual high
And visions of cunnilingus
But a cold mouth blows
And grandfather shrinks
And down the swelling goes
Look what was done to my dreams

So touch with your hands
Touch with your lips
He's hard now
There's only one erection
One pill - Viagra
Yeah Viagra
No blush no frown
Just an erection
All through the night
It's a penetration wowowowo yeah

One one one one...
Viagra

One beach one mall
One good orgasm
One G one spot
One sex position

Gimme one quick
Gimme one slow
Just gimme
One fuck one fuck
One dose one night
One day hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
A condom
Information
(Innuendo)

While the books are on the desks and internet has files
While the teachers write with chalk and hand out piles
While there's an "a" and a "z" and the wordlist
Till the math books contain zillion rules

Oh yes we'll keep on learnin'
Read the next line
Oh we'll keep on learnin'
For passing exams

While we write according to keys ,grammar or speed
While we count with odd numbers and wrong beat
Our texts dictated by math teachers, firm bosses, false spellition
Through the lessons and on and on

Oh yes we'll keep on learnin'
Read the next line
Oh yes we'll keep on learnin'
Life long learning
Life long learning

Through the full head all through our knowledge
Don't take too much information

You can learn anything you want to learn
Just turn tv into any channnel you think that's educational
Be free with your zapping be free be free
Surrender your IQ be free be free to yourself

Oooh ooh
If there's a book or any kind or media far or near
If there's a page if there's a program to read or hear
If there's answer to the questions we just have to know
Show at twelve - what's happening - release the news

Oh yes we'll keep on learnin'
Hey read the next line
Pages we'll keep on turning yeah (yeah yeah)
And whatever will be will be
We'll keep on learnin'
Yes we'll keep on learnin'
Life long learning
Life long learning
Life long learning
Only The Ladies Talk     [назад]
(No-One But You)

A cigar in the pussy
A white stain on the dress
Is he coming in bath room
Is he going to lie ?

And everywhere the US judges
From destrict court to senate floor
No-one could tell them
No-one but you

One by one
Only the ladies talk
They're always saying "I touched his cock"
Impeachment failed
Without You

Another tv testimony
DNA was on the dress
And I find myself thinkin'
Well what did you do?

Yes! - it was such an definition
You never had sex with her
Hell, you made a sensation
You found a way throught - and

One by one
Only the ladies talk
They're always saying "I touched his cock"
We all read it
Starr report

And now the party gives you cover
I guess we'll never understand
The sense in your saying
Was it the way it was planned?

And so you have another two years
And raise your glasses one more time
There's a new girl accusing
And you ain't never pleading guilty

One by one
Only ladies do talk
They're always saying "I touched his cock"
Lying for nothing
Lying for no-one
No-one but you
Boy Group Band
(Strange Frontier)

Into the discos
From top of the charts
Into the concerts
And on the tv
They write no trax
They write no lines
You and me heard better tunes
Now watch billboard chart and I wish there wasn't crap
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Take that N'sync come and go
Bloody, rip-off just doing the show
They meet no kids
They write no lines
Wrapped inside the plastic sports dress
Now they sing a boring line but fans break out in tears
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Came from Backstreets
So called Boys
Soon our favorite
Could be Nick
They got crappy vids
They write no lines
They must not fuck
They have no time
Now sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Jackson 5 once were one
Bloody, rip-off just doing the show
They have no dates
They have no time
They must not fuck
They write no line
Now they sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time
Teenies say it would never take an end
So this is a boy group band

Take your children while you can
But there's nothing they will like
They want tears and they want stars
Millennium they call the new one
They want Nick and BSB

This is a boy group band

Bug 2000 (Nazis 1994)
(Kay "Nortius" Dathe)

they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry

we gotta stop these choking machines

and they say there was no mem'ry
for the years in four digits
if they think they needed two
then we got different bits

we gotta stop these choking machines

and they say there was no mem'ry
and they say there was no mem'ry
and they say there was no mem'ry
and they say there was no mem'ry

we gotta stop these choking machines

what machines need more bugs
like it needs a crash on the first
your data is not save at all
til millenium bug is burst

we gotta stop these choking machines

they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry
they're saying they needed mem'ry

we gotta stop these choking machines
Perfect Intonation     [назад]
(Final Destination)

Maybe it's just a feeling everytime hearing Queen
But your hits are right on the top of all that crap songs played by the scene
And if one time you told me that you came back - heaven made
I would feel that I could hear you with my phones on your cd then

This could be my intonation
This could be my intonation

And if one time you told me that you toured again
You would have my ticket sold

This could be my intonation
This could be my intonation
Make some new songs now

You could be my
You might be my
You must be my
Perfect intonation

This could be my intonation
You must be my intonation
Know what I like
It's the Queen's works
It's the Fire's works
It's the Game's works
It's the Works' works
About any works
I like all works
Say you'll come back
Say you'll come back
Say you'll come back
Let us hear more works
Hard Disk Space
(Happiness)

It's just one meg
we're short of
from the booting
to switch off
during the day
or dead of night
much more space
much more speed
when downloading
when uploading
master or slave
let's go shopping
some have 2 megs
but say no ways
what we all need is hard disk space

hard disk space is what you need
yeah hard disk drive space is occupied
it's not easy to install it
no it hasn't free a byte
it hasn't free a byte
you know that it's full
cos' hard disk space
just can't be naught
such memory more portable then stones
and hard disk space
can't just be caught
when you're fast or if you're slow ones
no matter how - how much erased
on your own disk and your accounts
in every space - must be a file
enjoy a new disk and head crashs
of hard disk space

No Rog Gig     [назад]
(No More Fun)

From the stage of the Beacon to Johannesburg
They're really far away from Cosford Mill
We got no Rog no Rog gig

Brits before others, net before stores
And whatever happened to the big big gigs?
From the Rock In Rio to the Knebworth Park
Then our Brian May made a lot of gigs

We got no Rog no Rog gig
No Rog gig
We got no Rog no Rog gig
No Rog gig

I said brits before others, net before stores
And whatever happened to the big big gigs?

Then you made gigs in so small rooms
You were playing online
It was never released in a record shop
We got no Rog no Rog gig
No Rog gig
We got no Rog no Rog gig
No Rog gig

It don't seems to me and it ain't very likely
That you will be coming soon somewhere over the channel
Now you're making an album, it's brilliant
You ain't do much gigs and I wait for you

We got no Rog, no Rog gig
No Rog gig
No Rog gig
No Rog gig

Another One Rides The Bus
(Another One Bites The Dust)

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out!

Припев:

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus--ow!
And another comes on, and another comes on
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out!

[Припев]

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more

[Припев]

Floridian Rhapsody     [назад]
(Bohemian Rhapsody)

Chorus of Democrats and Republicans:
Is this the real vote? Is this just fantasy?
No Bush or Gore landslide, so we're mired in legalities
Almost a tie, both sides tell their lies with such ease . . .

Bush:
I'm just a rich boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
I dropped the booze, I don't do blow
Anyway the vote goes doesn't really matter, to me

Mama, just love this ranch
Stocked my pond with fresh sea bass
How I love the upper class!
Mama, life is such good fun
But now they're trying to take it all away!
Mama, oooh, didn't mean to run for prez
But you know I always do what daddy sez
If I don't win this thing by noon tomorrow
I'll carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

[Gore]
Too late, my campaign's done, but I'm still working all the time
Poaching votes is not a crime!
Goodbye, everybody--no wait, I just can't go!
Let's count the chads and never ever face the truth

[Bush]
Mama, ooooo, I don't mean to bitch
Sometimes I wish I'd never been born so rich

[Bouncy piano interlude]

[Gore:]
I see a little silhouetto of a chad

[Chorus]
You're a mooch, you're a mooch, will you do the recount tango?
Pregnant chads and backbiting, very very frightening to see!
Broward County, Palm Beach County
Broward County, Palm Beach County
Broward County, Volusia County, Tallahassee-oh-oh-oh!

[Bush]
I'm just a rich boy, nobody loves me

[Chorus]
He's just a rich boy from a rich family
They treat the White House like a Bush legacy!

[Gore]
He's so dumb, I'm the one, will you give me votes?

[Chorus (Republicans only)]
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!
Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes!

[Gore]
Can I have the votes?

[Chorus (Republicans only)]
Cannot have the votes!
No no no no no no no no!

[Bush]
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia keep my votes!

[Chorus]
Beelzebub has a butterfly ballot for thee, for thee . . . .

[Rockin' guitar solo]

[Gore]
So you think you can beat me on the very first try?
So you think the recounts can't be done on the sly?
Oh Dubya, can't do this to me Dubya
We'll just keep counting, till I take the oath come next year!

[Rockin' guitar solo gives way to orchestral crescendo and then a plaintive piano . . .]

[Chorus]
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

[Gore]
Nothing really matters, as the country plainly sees

[Bush]
Nothing really matters, cuz Al is just like me

[Chorus]
Any way the votes go . . .

[Gong]
Too Much Net Will Kill You
(Too Much Love Will Kill You)

I'm not on the net as much as I used to be,
Too many bitter bills are raining down on me,
I'm always at home,
And I've been facing the net for much too long,

Oh, I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me,
About the net,
And how much money it would be,
In my cyber state of mind,
I've been looking at the bills to find out where I went wrong,

Too much net will kill you,
If you parents read the bills,
Torn between the net time,
And the threat of being killed,
Your headed for disaster,
If you do not watch the clock,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,

I'm just not on the net as much as I used to be,
And it seems like the bills are just too much for me,
It used to bring me sunshine,
Now all it ever does, is bring me bills,
How would it be if you were siting in my seat?
Can't you see how it's impossible to choose?
These no help in paying them,
Everywhere I go, I'm bound to get more... Bills,

Too much net will kill you,
But it's better than none at all,
It'll drain the cash thats with you,
Make you plead and scream and crawl,
And the bills will make you crazy,
Your the victim of the net,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,

Yeah, too much net will kill you,
It'll make your life a lie,
Yeah, too much net will kill you,
And the bills will make you see why,
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul,
But here they come again,
Too much net will kill you,
After the bills,
After the bills.
Haircut Bri Bri     [назад]
(Radio Ga Ga)

Brian, I'd sit alone and watch your hair,
The only thing I've seen in years,
And everything I had to know,
I found it somewhere in your hair,

You've never cut it from when Queen formed,
Through BoRhap times till Days Of Our Lives,
You made us rock, you made us roll,
You made us feel like your hair was alive,
Brians Hair,

So dont let it become, some short haircut,
Made into a wig, for some bald prat,
Who I just dont know, and I just dont care
You'll just complain when it's not there,
You have your hair, you have the power,
Dont get a haircut, it'll be the worst hour,
Brians Hair,

All we see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

We've watched the hair - for signs for life,
We'll keep watching it for hours & hours,
We hardly need to use our eyes,
Everytime we wake, we know it's there alive,

Lets hope it never runs away,
Like all good things, it wont come back,
So stick around, we might miss it,
When we grow tired of all this short hair,
You have THE hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your hair cut short,
Brians Hair,

All We see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Brians Hair,

You have The hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your haircut short,
Brians Hair
I'm In Love With Roger
(I'm In Love With My Car)

The drummer of a dream,
Blonde sexy & gleam,
With the cymbols for hittin',
And his voice - such a scream,

When I'm listening to him singing,
All I hear is that voice,
When my ears are fixated on your voice,
Oh, it's like I'm in heaven,

I'm in love with Roger,
Gotta thing for my favourite drummer,
Gotta grip on my sexy Rog pix,
Such a thrill when he plays the drums,

Told my mates I'd have to forget 'em,
Rather watch Roger play with his tigerpants on,
So they went off saying,
They hate Roger Taylor,
Roger dont say that,
Cos he cant hate himself now!

When I'm listening to him,
All I hear is the beat,
When I'm listening I'm comatose,
Just have to listen to to that voice made in heaven,

I'm in love with Roger,
Gotta thing for my favourite drummer,
I'm in love with Roger,
Tigerpants on my drummer of love.
Nothing But School      [назад]
(No-One But You)

A hand above the blanket,
Your mother reaching for your books,
Is it raining I wonder?
Do I have to go out?
And everywhere people are going,
From every lonely livingroom,
The teachers are going,
Nothing but school,

One by one,
everyone goes when their young,
They dont realise it's good for them,
Life goes on... with school...

Another tricky bloody drawing,
I have to do it for art class,
And I find myself thinking,
Well, is it that hard to do?
Yes, it was such a bloody mathes class,
Forever doing all those sums,
Hell, I'm home in three hours,
I'll make my way through,

One by one,
Everyone goes when their young,
They dont realise it's good for them,
We'll remember...school forever...

And now the school day must be over,
I guess we'll someday understand,
The sence of us going,
Was for us to get 'plans',
And so we grace another day there,
And go to English one more time,
You mother's at the door,
And I aint ever, I'm never not going again,

One by one,
Everyone goes when their young,
They dont realise it's good for them,
School for you,
School for me,
Nothing But School.
The Poet's Song
(The Prophet's Song)

Oh, oh people of the earth,
Listen to the poet,
The music he said,
Beware of the boybands that gather here,
Listen to the guitar man,

I dreamed I saw on a moonlit stage,
Dancing across with his hands in the air,
A man who composed till his mind went stale,
And a man with a heart for charity there,
I watched with love as he played with a gaze,
Hopes of good music not going to graves
I see such life, I head him say,
So bright is the face of every musicain

Oh, oh people of the earth,
Listen to the poet,
The drums he said,
For soon boybands will meet night and fall,
Summoned by your own guitar,

Oh, oh childern of our land,
Quickly listen to the music,
Take my hand,
Ooh, fly and find the new music now,
Return like a ehcoed chord

He told of chords as a art filled maze,
Taking the lost and finding a babe,
Late too late all fun has run,
These kings of music now counting their days,
From musics love is the guitarist changed,
Married his guitar his love, not rage,
The world will shake the guitar wont break,
And music all around will be your life,

Oh, oh people of the earth
Listen to the poet,
The vocals he said,
For those who hear and mark those words,
Listen to the music,

Oh oh oh oh - and one by one my musical zoo,
They'll be
Singing for to come,
Singing for to come,
Out of the scilence,

Oh, flee from the scilence,
Who heed not to me, let all you music make you,
Oh fear for the scilence,
Decive you not the musical life will take you,
Should love await you,

Oh, oh, people can you hear me (oh, oh, people can you hear me)
(oh, oh, people can you hear me)

Music I know (music I know)
Music I know (music I know)
Music I know (music I know)
Music I know that you can hear it (music I know that you can hear it)
(music I know that you can hear it)

Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
The earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont
Shake but wont break, wont break wont break,
(the earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont
shake but wont break wont break wont break)
(the earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont
shake but wont break wont break wont break)

Music all around around around around around around around around
(music all around around around around around around around around)
(music all around around around around around around around around)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Music I know (music I know) (music I know)
Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh
(Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh)
(Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh)
Listen to the music (listen to the music) (listen to the music)
Listen to the drum beats (listen to the drum beats) (listen to the drum beats)
Listen to the vocals (listen to the vocals) (listen to the vocals)
Listen to the guitar (listen to the guitar) (listen to the guitar)
Listen to the power chords (listen to the power chords) (listen to the power chords)

Laa laa - la la la la laa laa (laa laa - la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa)
La la laa laa (la la laa laa)
La la laa laa (la la laa laa)
La la (la la)

Come here (come here)
Music come here (music come here)
Music come here (music come here)
Music (aah)
Aah (aah)
Ahaa (ahaa)
Aah (aah)
Ahaa (ahaa)

Listen to the poet (listen to the poet)
Listen to the poet (listen to the poet)
Listen to the poet (listen to the poet)
Listen to Brian May (listen to Brian May)

God gave Brian the music to purge this place
And peace all around be his reward

oh oh children of the land
Brian's still the answer, take my hand
The vision fades a voice I hear
"Listen to Brian May"

Ooh, but I still wonder and still dare not,
laugh at Brian May
The Queen Miracle     [назад]
(The Miracle)

Every power cord thats strung,
Every beat that hits the drum,
It's a miracle.
All the roadies, jobs great & small,
Brians hair, & Freddies voice,
Thats a miracle.
The amounts of vodka that they've drank,
It's a wonder any of them survived at all,
It's a miracle.

Queen are having a miracle on earth,
While Crystal goes to get the drinks for us,
The Wonders of Queen go on,
The size of the crown lighting rig,
John Deacon & Roger Taylor,
Brian May lying pissed in a trailer
It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle
It's a miracle

The one thing we're all waiting for,
is Freddie back to earth - music saved at all,
it's a miracle we need - the miracle
The miracle we're all waiting for today

If every wall in every hotel room, could tell a story that would be, a travestey,
If every child on every street, knew a Queen song, to every beat,
Thats a miracle
If all gods people could be free, to sing a Queen harmony,
It's a miracle

Queen are having a miracle on earth,
While Crystal gets all the drinks for us,
Un-lit gigs, and no-vodka
(But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on)
Sunday mornings with no gig for tea!
All the roadies, always fighting!
But someone just keeps on smiling
It's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle

(But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on)
It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle
It's a Miracle

The one thing (the one thing) were all waiting for (We're all waiting for)
Is Freddie back to earth (Back to earth) Music saved at all (saved at all)
It's a miracle we need - the miracle
The miracle
Freddie back to earth & music saved at all today

That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return,
That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return
Vodka For Everyone
(Heaven For Everyone)

(This could be vodka)
(This could be vodka)
(This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, this could be Vodka for everyone,
(This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, this could be Vodka, this could be vodka for everyone

In these days, of chilled vodka (vodka)
Vodka comes to me and everything seems alright
In these days of lemon & vodka
It sits in a glass, and everythings fine,

This could be vodka for everyone,
This vodka could be neat, this vodka could be with orange,
This could be vodka for everyone,
It could be FREE! It WOULD be fun!

In this world, of coke & vodka,
Only when it's neat, can it smooth my ride,
These troubled days of cruel barkeepers,
Saying there out, of my vodka

Yeah, This could be vodka for everyone,
This vodka could be with ice, this vodka could be with lager!
Yeah this could be MORE vodka for everyone (yeah)
This vodka should be free, then it WOULD be real fun!
We should be vodka for our daughters and sons,
vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka,
This could be vodka for everyone

You know that
(This could be vodka for everyone)
Yes!
(This could be vodka for everyone)

This could be vodka for everyone

Listen.
What people do, to their vodkas,
They mix it with Baileys, destroy their voddies,
Thier basic pride, and vodkericy,
Is striped and torn, and shown no pitty,
After what they did, to their voddie,

This could be vodka, This could be vodka,
This could be vodka for everyone, This could be vodka, This could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka (this could be vodka)
This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka (This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka
This could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka
This could be vodka
This could be vodka...
For everyone
For everyone
A Worship Of Drummers      [назад]
(A Nation Of Haircuts)

God help us all with our worship of drummers,
How can you help us all with our worship of drummers,
They dont play piano and they dont play guitars,
But they look real good hitting the drums with sticks,

They better never grow old in our worship of drummers,
Or they'll be out of a drumkit in our worship of drummers,
No other music in our worship of drummers,
Roger rules in our worship of drummers,

Check your kit,
Check it's tuned,
A drumskin broke - oh dear,

But we still love you,
All you drumming dudes,
Yeah we still love you,
Your so fucking cool,

Check your kit, check it's tuned, and it better be good,
Dont hit it too hard
you might break a drumstick,
No other music in our worship of drummers,
Roger rules in our worship of drummers,

Check your kit,
Check it's tuned,
It's going good - yeah,

And we still love you,
All you drumming dudes,
Yeah we still love you,
Your so fucking cool,

You gotta hit the right drum in our worship of drummers,
You better think before you tune in our worship of drummers,
No other music in our worship of drummers,
Roger rules in our worship of drummers,

Our Worship of drummers.
Suicide By The Seaside
(Tie Your Mother Down)

I'm lying in the beach,
I don't want no switch,
We'll have twice a nice night.
I'm wand'ring in a ditch,
It will soon stop your speech
Like would a love at first sight.
Wedding consummated,
Sand around violated,
It's not the only one
You know I would have lost all my time... with you.

Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
There's nothing I can do when you stand by my side
Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
There's no nook for me to hide.

Well, you felt so asleep
I thought I could give you the slip
In order to have my second stag night.
Now, let me turn back to trick
While you try to take your pic
Thinking if it's wrong or it's unright.
She said I could wear off my bath cap
To dive into this deep water gap
But you wouldn't have appreciate
If my hair was feeling wet:
After all, I'm still sound and safe, am I?

Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
There's nothing I can do when you stand by my side
Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
I was seeking a girl to ride.

Ooh, your mama and your daddy gonna plague me 'til I'll die
They don't understand I'm just a pissing-loving guy

Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
Suicide by the seaside
I was seeking a girl to ride
Just a girl to ride...
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