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Авторы:
1-14: Kay "Nortius" Dathe
15: Weird Al
16: автор неизвестен
17-24: Kris "Tigerbabe"
25: Dino Stalmino
1. Modern Times Techno Dance Modern Times Rock'n'Roll
2. Fan Of Queen Killer Queen
3. Barbie White Man
4. Titanic's Crash Sheer Heart Attack
5. In Only Seven Chats In Only Seven Days
6. Public Phone Radio Ga Ga
7. One Virgin One Vision
8. One Viagra One Vision
9. Information Innuendo
10. Only The Ladies Talk No-One But You
11. Boy Group Band Strange Frontier
12. Perfect Intonation Final Destination
13. Hard Disk Space Happiness
14. No Rog Gig No More Fun
15. Another One Rides The Bus Another One Bites The Dust
16. Floridian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody
17. Too Much Net Will Kill You Too Much Love Will Kill You
18. Haircut Bri Bri Radio Ga Ga
19. I'm In Love With Roger I'm In Love With My Car
20. Nothing But School No-One But You
21. The Poet's Song The Prophet's Song
22. The Queen Miracle The Miracle
23. Vodka For Everyone Heaven For Everyone
24. A Worship Of Drummers A Nation Of Haircuts
25. Suicide By The Seaside Tie Your Mother Down
| Modern
Times Techno Dance (Modern Times Rock'n'Roll) Had to make do with a worn out techno dance scene The old rock is gettin' slower need a rest Well you know what I mean Eighty five that was great But it's over now and that's all Musical monotony's coming up Gonna really blast the drum in your ear Gonna hit ya make you deaf Make you feel ten drunk tots Well I hope that loud new noise's gonna be heard soon You don't know it could happen any MTV vid When the volume's low And the VJ's playin' no Dune And my musical life's feelin' Like a dull boygroup band song And you know there`s one thing Every single boby could use Yeah listen to me baby Let me tell me what it's all about Modern Times techno dance Modern Times techno dance Get your leather made cd bags and some flashy clothes Get a nipple pierced on your breast And ring through who knows Find a nice VJ guy who says He's gonna make you real big star Charts in eyes pills for your thrills Think you should go far Everybody in this bum sucking world's Gonna know just who you are Watch it Modern Times techno dance |
Fan Of
Queen [назад] (Killer Queen) She keeps Save Me and Headlong in her yellow record rack "Let's them play loud" she says Just like all on the net A real good guitar part like Bo Rhap and Dead On Time Any anytime an intonation you must adore Champions and The Hitman well versed in music styles Extr'ordinarily nice She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn Guaranteed to blow your mind Such purity has no price Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try To collect information She always uses the same address To chat room ops she says kiss my ass Met on the net a paddy wrote down his website's addy Then again incidentally she plays Mad The Swine (she's a fan of Queen) Downloads were naturally mp3's (naturally) For cats she couldn't care less Hijack My Heart and Nazis She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn Guaranteed to blow your mind Such purity has no price Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try Goes to concerts she's got all the bootlegs from Hammersmith to Tokyo Then momentarily Queen The eYe Comtemporal Electric Fire Then she goes to Another World - World It's out to buy it She's a fan of Queen love songs heavy parts Hard rock songs with an upbeat hymn Guaranteed to blow your mind Such purity has no price Enjoyable thru all the times wanna try Wanna try |
| Barbie (White Man) I'm a simple doll with a simple name From recycled stuff I came For recycling bin oh yeah oh yeah He puts on my shoes And I pee in my pool But the soldier makes plans To destroy the toy oh yeah Barbie Barbie Don't you see the fan lying in your bath Barbie Barbie You took away your towel to show your sexy ass Barbie Barbie Where you gonna hide from commado elite Oh the Barbies know war With tangas and make up The birthday suit you wore You look like a pin up oh yeah Keep your body in shape Keep your perfect sun tan It's a sexy doll babe So the soldier blushed and ran oh yeah Barbie Barbie Our teddy was brown and all our games smart Barbie Barbie You came with a tan and got our children's tart Barbie Barbie Don't you give a hint how you got that tan? Barbie Barbie Barbie Barbie Barbie Looks like a pin up Barbie Barbie Pin up Barbie Barbie So you look alike just skin and bone to me What is weighing your scale? Just above 90 pounds A doll who learned how to puke Then forgot how to eat Oh yeah |
Titanic's
Crash [назад] (Sheer Heart Attack) Well you're just a steams ship all you want to have is a blue ribbon You know what I mean there a lot of people who paid so much The boats that you have ain't gonna be enough man Hey hey hey hey it was the iceberg crash Hey hey hey hey that made you sink this way Do you know do you know do know just too much speed Do you know do you know do know just too much speed Titanic's crash Titanic's crash Real cut in halves Into an ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold sea water Gotta break in gotta break in break in two giant halfs It got no it got no it got no it got no rescue boats Turn on the engine let it cruise full steam ahead Hey hey hey hey it was the iceberg crash Hey hey hey hey that made you sink this way Do you know do you know do know just too much speed Do you know do you know do know just too much speed Titanic's crash Titanic's crash Real cut in halves Into an ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ico cold sea water Do you know do you know do know do you know just too much speed Do you know do you know do know just too much speed Do you know do you know do know do you know just too much speed Titanic's crash Titanic's crash Real cut in halves |
| In
Only Seven Chats (In Only Seven Days) Monday start of the internet Online for just one week Feels good to chat away Tuesday I saw her in a chat room I wrote and gave my stats And she wrote and gave a pic Wednesday the pic got lost I hoped that she will chat tomorrow And then on Thursday We had a private chat She wrote me thru the phone I wrote and asked her name I never thought that this could happen to me In only seven chats It would take a hundred or more For logs like that again I wish Friday would last forever I told her everything I coudn't bear to leave the chat Saturday just twenty four hours Oh no my sample runs out on Sunday Ooh so sad offline |
Public
Phone [назад] (Radio Ga Ga) I'd stand alone in a public phone My only line in wired zone And everything I had to moan I did it in the public phone You gave them all that small shelter Thru thunder storms - or helter skelter You made them dial - you made them key You made us feel like we could pee So don't become like vintage cars An antique for the celulars Who just don't ring or just don't hide And just complain you're occupied You had your calls you had the c You've yet to have your highest fee All we hear is public phones ringing Public phones sing sing Public phones ringing All we hear is public phones ringing Public phones ding dong Public phones where's Joe? Radio someone still calls you We fake phone calls - we talk on loos Online are we for hours and hours We hardly need to use our box How phoning changes thru the dogs Let's hope you're never on the fritz Like all machines destroyed by kids So be next door 'cos we might dump these When we grow tired of all those handies You had your calls you had the c You've yet to have your highest fee Public phone All we hear is public phones ringing Public phones sing sing Public phones ringing All we hear is public phones ringing Public phones sing sing Public phones ringing All we hear is public phones ringing Public phones ding dong Public phones where's Joe? Radio someone still calls you Public phones ringing Public phones ringing Public phones ringing Public phones You had your calls you had the c You've yet to have your highest fee Public phone |
| One
Virgin (One Vision) (Skin torn in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways) One bride one groom one first time One heart one soul just one sex partner One oath of love yeah one mate one virgin One hug one kiss One wedding night One pant one zip One sexy striptease Wowowowo gimme one virgin My bride my right Romantic films are just in black and white Some blood some stains All we need is one mate one virgin One clit one tit One female organ One cock one ball One heavy pettin' Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I had a dream When I was young A dream of giant harems A glimpse of promiscuity And visions of thousand orgies But a virus spreads And the pest brings deaths And in my heart I know Look what was done to mankind So let me inside Let me tear it It's torn now There's only one small hymen One mate on virgin Yeah one virgin No seam no belt Just one small hymen All through the night It's a defloration wowowowo yeah One one one one... One virgin One scream one sperm One good orgasm One book one pope One sex position Gimme one girl Gimme one boy Just gimme One man one man One heir one night One day hey hey Just gimme gimme gimme gimme Twelve children |
One
Viagra [назад] (One Vision) (Cock grows in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways) One man one drive one hormone One hard one loose just one is swelling One gill of blood yeah one pill Viagra One leash one turd One good orgasm One cunt one ass One sex position Wowowowo gimme Viagra No rape no snuff I have no porns just in black and white No kids no pets All we need is one pill - Viagra One bear one shaved One good orgasm One 6 One 9 One sex position Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I had a dream When I was young A dream of sweet erection A glimpse of cum and sexual high And visions of cunnilingus But a cold mouth blows And grandfather shrinks And down the swelling goes Look what was done to my dreams So touch with your hands Touch with your lips He's hard now There's only one erection One pill - Viagra Yeah Viagra No blush no frown Just an erection All through the night It's a penetration wowowowo yeah One one one one... Viagra One beach one mall One good orgasm One G one spot One sex position Gimme one quick Gimme one slow Just gimme One fuck one fuck One dose one night One day hey hey Just gimme gimme gimme gimme A condom |
| Information (Innuendo) While the books are on the desks and internet has files While the teachers write with chalk and hand out piles While there's an "a" and a "z" and the wordlist Till the math books contain zillion rules Oh yes we'll keep on learnin' Read the next line Oh we'll keep on learnin' For passing exams While we write according to keys ,grammar or speed While we count with odd numbers and wrong beat Our texts dictated by math teachers, firm bosses, false spellition Through the lessons and on and on Oh yes we'll keep on learnin' Read the next line Oh yes we'll keep on learnin' Life long learning Life long learning Through the full head all through our knowledge Don't take too much information You can learn anything you want to learn Just turn tv into any channnel you think that's educational Be free with your zapping be free be free Surrender your IQ be free be free to yourself Oooh ooh If there's a book or any kind or media far or near If there's a page if there's a program to read or hear If there's answer to the questions we just have to know Show at twelve - what's happening - release the news Oh yes we'll keep on learnin' Hey read the next line Pages we'll keep on turning yeah (yeah yeah) And whatever will be will be We'll keep on learnin' Yes we'll keep on learnin' Life long learning Life long learning Life long learning |
Only
The Ladies Talk
[назад] (No-One But You) A cigar in the pussy A white stain on the dress Is he coming in bath room Is he going to lie ? And everywhere the US judges From destrict court to senate floor No-one could tell them No-one but you One by one Only the ladies talk They're always saying "I touched his cock" Impeachment failed Without You Another tv testimony DNA was on the dress And I find myself thinkin' Well what did you do? Yes! - it was such an definition You never had sex with her Hell, you made a sensation You found a way throught - and One by one Only the ladies talk They're always saying "I touched his cock" We all read it Starr report And now the party gives you cover I guess we'll never understand The sense in your saying Was it the way it was planned? And so you have another two years And raise your glasses one more time There's a new girl accusing And you ain't never pleading guilty One by one Only ladies do talk They're always saying "I touched his cock" Lying for nothing Lying for no-one No-one but you |
| Boy Group Band (Strange Frontier) Into the discos From top of the charts Into the concerts And on the tv They write no trax They write no lines You and me heard better tunes Now watch billboard chart and I wish there wasn't crap Teenies say it would never take an end So this is a boy group band Take that N'sync come and go Bloody, rip-off just doing the show They meet no kids They write no lines Wrapped inside the plastic sports dress Now they sing a boring line but fans break out in tears Teenies say it would never take an end So this is a boy group band Came from Backstreets So called Boys Soon our favorite Could be Nick They got crappy vids They write no lines They must not fuck They have no time Now sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time Teenies say it would never take an end So this is a boy group band Jackson 5 once were one Bloody, rip-off just doing the show They have no dates They have no time They must not fuck They write no line Now they sing a boring line and they're nealy gone and done at this time Teenies say it would never take an end So this is a boy group band Take your children while you can But there's nothing they will like They want tears and they want stars Millennium they call the new one They want Nick and BSB This is a boy group band Bug 2000 (Nazis 1994) (Kay "Nortius" Dathe) they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry we gotta stop these choking machines and they say there was no mem'ry for the years in four digits if they think they needed two then we got different bits we gotta stop these choking machines and they say there was no mem'ry and they say there was no mem'ry and they say there was no mem'ry and they say there was no mem'ry we gotta stop these choking machines what machines need more bugs like it needs a crash on the first your data is not save at all til millenium bug is burst we gotta stop these choking machines they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry they're saying they needed mem'ry we gotta stop these choking machines |
Perfect
Intonation [назад] (Final Destination) Maybe it's just a feeling everytime hearing Queen But your hits are right on the top of all that crap songs played by the scene And if one time you told me that you came back - heaven made I would feel that I could hear you with my phones on your cd then This could be my intonation This could be my intonation And if one time you told me that you toured again You would have my ticket sold This could be my intonation This could be my intonation Make some new songs now You could be my You might be my You must be my Perfect intonation This could be my intonation You must be my intonation Know what I like It's the Queen's works It's the Fire's works It's the Game's works It's the Works' works About any works I like all works Say you'll come back Say you'll come back Say you'll come back Let us hear more works |
| Hard
Disk Space (Happiness) It's just one meg we're short of from the booting to switch off during the day or dead of night much more space much more speed when downloading when uploading master or slave let's go shopping some have 2 megs but say no ways what we all need is hard disk space hard disk space is what you need yeah hard disk drive space is occupied it's not easy to install it no it hasn't free a byte it hasn't free a byte you know that it's full cos' hard disk space just can't be naught such memory more portable then stones and hard disk space can't just be caught when you're fast or if you're slow ones no matter how - how much erased on your own disk and your accounts in every space - must be a file enjoy a new disk and head crashs of hard disk space |
No Rog Gig
[назад] From the stage of the Beacon to Johannesburg |
| Another
One Rides The Bus (Another One Bites The Dust) Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin' like a locker room There was junk all over the floor We're already packed in like sardines But we're stoppin' to pick up more Look out! Припев: Another one rides the bus |
Floridian
Rhapsody [назад] (Bohemian Rhapsody) Chorus of Democrats and Republicans: Is this the real vote? Is this just fantasy? No Bush or Gore landslide, so we're mired in legalities Almost a tie, both sides tell their lies with such ease . . . Bush: I'm just a rich boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go I dropped the booze, I don't do blow Anyway the vote goes doesn't really matter, to me Mama, just love this ranch Stocked my pond with fresh sea bass How I love the upper class! Mama, life is such good fun But now they're trying to take it all away! Mama, oooh, didn't mean to run for prez But you know I always do what daddy sez If I don't win this thing by noon tomorrow I'll carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters [Gore] Too late, my campaign's done, but I'm still working all the time Poaching votes is not a crime! Goodbye, everybody--no wait, I just can't go! Let's count the chads and never ever face the truth [Bush] Mama, ooooo, I don't mean to bitch Sometimes I wish I'd never been born so rich [Bouncy piano interlude] [Gore:] I see a little silhouetto of a chad [Chorus] You're a mooch, you're a mooch, will you do the recount tango? Pregnant chads and backbiting, very very frightening to see! Broward County, Palm Beach County Broward County, Palm Beach County Broward County, Volusia County, Tallahassee-oh-oh-oh! [Bush] I'm just a rich boy, nobody loves me [Chorus] He's just a rich boy from a rich family They treat the White House like a Bush legacy! [Gore] He's so dumb, I'm the one, will you give me votes? [Chorus (Republicans only)] Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! [Gore] Can I have the votes? [Chorus (Republicans only)] Cannot have the votes! No no no no no no no no! [Bush] Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia keep my votes! [Chorus] Beelzebub has a butterfly ballot for thee, for thee . . . . [Rockin' guitar solo] [Gore] So you think you can beat me on the very first try? So you think the recounts can't be done on the sly? Oh Dubya, can't do this to me Dubya We'll just keep counting, till I take the oath come next year! [Rockin' guitar solo gives way to orchestral crescendo and then a plaintive piano . . .] [Chorus] Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah [Gore] Nothing really matters, as the country plainly sees [Bush] Nothing really matters, cuz Al is just like me [Chorus] Any way the votes go . . . [Gong] |
| Too Much Net Will Kill You (Too Much Love Will Kill You) I'm not on the net as much as I used to be, Too many bitter bills are raining down on me, I'm always at home, And I've been facing the net for much too long, Oh, I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me, About the net, And how much money it would be, In my cyber state of mind, I've been looking at the bills to find out where I went wrong, Too much net will kill you, If you parents read the bills, Torn between the net time, And the threat of being killed, Your headed for disaster, If you do not watch the clock, Too much net will kill you, Cybertime, I'm just not on the net as much as I used to be, And it seems like the bills are just too much for me, It used to bring me sunshine, Now all it ever does, is bring me bills, How would it be if you were siting in my seat? Can't you see how it's impossible to choose? These no help in paying them, Everywhere I go, I'm bound to get more... Bills, Too much net will kill you, But it's better than none at all, It'll drain the cash thats with you, Make you plead and scream and crawl, And the bills will make you crazy, Your the victim of the net, Too much net will kill you, Cybertime, Yeah, too much net will kill you, It'll make your life a lie, Yeah, too much net will kill you, And the bills will make you see why, You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul, But here they come again, Too much net will kill you, After the bills, After the bills. |
Haircut
Bri Bri [назад] (Radio Ga Ga) Brian, I'd sit alone and watch your hair, The only thing I've seen in years, And everything I had to know, I found it somewhere in your hair, You've never cut it from when Queen formed, Through BoRhap times till Days Of Our Lives, You made us rock, you made us roll, You made us feel like your hair was alive, Brians Hair, So dont let it become, some short haircut, Made into a wig, for some bald prat, Who I just dont know, and I just dont care You'll just complain when it's not there, You have your hair, you have the power, Dont get a haircut, it'll be the worst hour, Brians Hair, All we see is Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut please stay, Haircut whats new? That bloody haircut will stay with you, We've watched the hair - for signs for life, We'll keep watching it for hours & hours, We hardly need to use our eyes, Everytime we wake, we know it's there alive, Lets hope it never runs away, Like all good things, it wont come back, So stick around, we might miss it, When we grow tired of all this short hair, You have THE hair, you have the power, You've yet to have your hair cut short, Brians Hair, All We see is Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut please stay, Haircut whats new? That bloody haircut will stay with you, Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut Bri Bri, Brians Hair, You have The hair, you have the power, You've yet to have your haircut short, Brians Hair |
| I'm
In Love With Roger (I'm In Love With My Car) The drummer of a dream, Blonde sexy & gleam, With the cymbols for hittin', And his voice - such a scream, When I'm listening to him singing, All I hear is that voice, When my ears are fixated on your voice, Oh, it's like I'm in heaven, I'm in love with Roger, Gotta thing for my favourite drummer, Gotta grip on my sexy Rog pix, Such a thrill when he plays the drums, Told my mates I'd have to forget 'em, Rather watch Roger play with his tigerpants on, So they went off saying, They hate Roger Taylor, Roger dont say that, Cos he cant hate himself now! When I'm listening to him, All I hear is the beat, When I'm listening I'm comatose, Just have to listen to to that voice made in heaven, I'm in love with Roger, Gotta thing for my favourite drummer, I'm in love with Roger, Tigerpants on my drummer of love. |
Nothing
But School [назад] (No-One But You) A hand above the blanket, Your mother reaching for your books, Is it raining I wonder? Do I have to go out? And everywhere people are going, From every lonely livingroom, The teachers are going, Nothing but school, One by one, everyone goes when their young, They dont realise it's good for them, Life goes on... with school... Another tricky bloody drawing, I have to do it for art class, And I find myself thinking, Well, is it that hard to do? Yes, it was such a bloody mathes class, Forever doing all those sums, Hell, I'm home in three hours, I'll make my way through, One by one, Everyone goes when their young, They dont realise it's good for them, We'll remember...school forever... And now the school day must be over, I guess we'll someday understand, The sence of us going, Was for us to get 'plans', And so we grace another day there, And go to English one more time, You mother's at the door, And I aint ever, I'm never not going again, One by one, Everyone goes when their young, They dont realise it's good for them, School for you, School for me, Nothing But School. |
| The Poet's Song (The Prophet's Song) Oh, oh people of the earth, Listen to the poet, The music he said, Beware of the boybands that gather here, Listen to the guitar man, I dreamed I saw on a moonlit stage, Dancing across with his hands in the air, A man who composed till his mind went stale, And a man with a heart for charity there, I watched with love as he played with a gaze, Hopes of good music not going to graves I see such life, I head him say, So bright is the face of every musicain Oh, oh people of the earth, Listen to the poet, The drums he said, For soon boybands will meet night and fall, Summoned by your own guitar, Oh, oh childern of our land, Quickly listen to the music, Take my hand, Ooh, fly and find the new music now, Return like a ehcoed chord He told of chords as a art filled maze, Taking the lost and finding a babe, Late too late all fun has run, These kings of music now counting their days, From musics love is the guitarist changed, Married his guitar his love, not rage, The world will shake the guitar wont break, And music all around will be your life, Oh, oh people of the earth Listen to the poet, The vocals he said, For those who hear and mark those words, Listen to the music, Oh oh oh oh - and one by one my musical zoo, They'll be Singing for to come, Singing for to come, Out of the scilence, Oh, flee from the scilence, Who heed not to me, let all you music make you, Oh fear for the scilence, Decive you not the musical life will take you, Should love await you, Oh, oh, people can you hear me (oh, oh, people can you hear me) (oh, oh, people can you hear me) Music I know (music I know) Music I know (music I know) Music I know (music I know) Music I know that you can hear it (music I know that you can hear it) (music I know that you can hear it) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) The earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont Shake but wont break, wont break wont break, (the earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont shake but wont break wont break wont break) (the earth will shake the guitar wont break wont break wont shake but wont break wont break wont break) Music all around around around around around around around around (music all around around around around around around around around) (music all around around around around around around around around) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Music I know (music I know) (music I know) Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh (Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh) (Wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh wow ooh) Listen to the music (listen to the music) (listen to the music) Listen to the drum beats (listen to the drum beats) (listen to the drum beats) Listen to the vocals (listen to the vocals) (listen to the vocals) Listen to the guitar (listen to the guitar) (listen to the guitar) Listen to the power chords (listen to the power chords) (listen to the power chords) Laa laa - la la la la laa laa (laa laa - la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la la la laa laa (la la la la laa laa) La la laa laa (la la laa laa) La la laa laa (la la laa laa) La la (la la) Come here (come here) Music come here (music come here) Music come here (music come here) Music (aah) Aah (aah) Ahaa (ahaa) Aah (aah) Ahaa (ahaa) Listen to the poet (listen to the poet) Listen to the poet (listen to the poet) Listen to the poet (listen to the poet) Listen to Brian May (listen to Brian May) God gave Brian the music to purge this place And peace all around be his reward oh oh children of the land Brian's still the answer, take my hand The vision fades a voice I hear "Listen to Brian May" Ooh, but I still wonder and still dare not, laugh at Brian May |
The
Queen Miracle [назад] (The Miracle) Every power cord thats strung, Every beat that hits the drum, It's a miracle. All the roadies, jobs great & small, Brians hair, & Freddies voice, Thats a miracle. The amounts of vodka that they've drank, It's a wonder any of them survived at all, It's a miracle. Queen are having a miracle on earth, While Crystal goes to get the drinks for us, The Wonders of Queen go on, The size of the crown lighting rig, John Deacon & Roger Taylor, Brian May lying pissed in a trailer It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle It's a miracle The one thing we're all waiting for, is Freddie back to earth - music saved at all, it's a miracle we need - the miracle The miracle we're all waiting for today If every wall in every hotel room, could tell a story that would be, a travestey, If every child on every street, knew a Queen song, to every beat, Thats a miracle If all gods people could be free, to sing a Queen harmony, It's a miracle Queen are having a miracle on earth, While Crystal gets all the drinks for us, Un-lit gigs, and no-vodka (But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on) Sunday mornings with no gig for tea! All the roadies, always fighting! But someone just keeps on smiling It's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle (But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on) It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle It's a Miracle The one thing (the one thing) were all waiting for (We're all waiting for) Is Freddie back to earth (Back to earth) Music saved at all (saved at all) It's a miracle we need - the miracle The miracle Freddie back to earth & music saved at all today That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return |
| Vodka
For Everyone (Heaven For Everyone) (This could be vodka) (This could be vodka) (This could be vodka) This could be vodka, this could be Vodka for everyone, (This could be vodka) This could be vodka, this could be Vodka, this could be vodka for everyone In these days, of chilled vodka (vodka) Vodka comes to me and everything seems alright In these days of lemon & vodka It sits in a glass, and everythings fine, This could be vodka for everyone, This vodka could be neat, this vodka could be with orange, This could be vodka for everyone, It could be FREE! It WOULD be fun! In this world, of coke & vodka, Only when it's neat, can it smooth my ride, These troubled days of cruel barkeepers, Saying there out, of my vodka Yeah, This could be vodka for everyone, This vodka could be with ice, this vodka could be with lager! Yeah this could be MORE vodka for everyone (yeah) This vodka should be free, then it WOULD be real fun! We should be vodka for our daughters and sons, vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka, This could be vodka for everyone You know that (This could be vodka for everyone) Yes! (This could be vodka for everyone) This could be vodka for everyone Listen. What people do, to their vodkas, They mix it with Baileys, destroy their voddies, Thier basic pride, and vodkericy, Is striped and torn, and shown no pitty, After what they did, to their voddie, This could be vodka, This could be vodka, This could be vodka for everyone, This could be vodka, This could be vodka for everyone This could be vodka (this could be vodka) This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone This could be vodka (This could be vodka) This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone This could be vodka This could be vodka for everyone This could be vodka This could be vodka This could be vodka... For everyone For everyone |
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Worship Of Drummers
[назад] (A Nation Of Haircuts) God help us all with our worship of drummers, How can you help us all with our worship of drummers, They dont play piano and they dont play guitars, But they look real good hitting the drums with sticks, They better never grow old in our worship of drummers, Or they'll be out of a drumkit in our worship of drummers, No other music in our worship of drummers, Roger rules in our worship of drummers, Check your kit, Check it's tuned, A drumskin broke - oh dear, But we still love you, All you drumming dudes, Yeah we still love you, Your so fucking cool, Check your kit, check it's tuned, and it better be good, Dont hit it too hard you might break a drumstick, No other music in our worship of drummers, Roger rules in our worship of drummers, Check your kit, Check it's tuned, It's going good - yeah, And we still love you, All you drumming dudes, Yeah we still love you, Your so fucking cool, You gotta hit the right drum in our worship of drummers, You better think before you tune in our worship of drummers, No other music in our worship of drummers, Roger rules in our worship of drummers, Our Worship of drummers. |
| Suicide
By The Seaside (Tie Your Mother Down) I'm lying in the beach, I don't want no switch, We'll have twice a nice night. I'm wand'ring in a ditch, It will soon stop your speech Like would a love at first sight. Wedding consummated, Sand around violated, It's not the only one You know I would have lost all my time... with you. Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside There's nothing I can do when you stand by my side Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside There's no nook for me to hide. Well, you felt so asleep I thought I could give you the slip In order to have my second stag night. Now, let me turn back to trick While you try to take your pic Thinking if it's wrong or it's unright. She said I could wear off my bath cap To dive into this deep water gap But you wouldn't have appreciate If my hair was feeling wet: After all, I'm still sound and safe, am I? Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside There's nothing I can do when you stand by my side Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside I was seeking a girl to ride. Ooh, your mama and your daddy gonna plague me 'til I'll die They don't understand I'm just a pissing-loving guy Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside Suicide by the seaside I was seeking a girl to ride Just a girl to ride... |
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